What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

What would you change in Rings of Power?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why did losers ban TikTok?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Goldfinger